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Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Capricorn dogs, you’re all business this week. Guarding the house? Check. Patrolling the yard? Double check. But don’t forget to have fun! That tennis ball isn’t going to fetch itself. And yes, you do deserve an extra treat for your hard work.

Lucky flavor: ELK!

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Aquarius pups, you’re marching to the beat of your own drum this week. Why walk when you can prance? Why bark when you can howl? Embrace your quirks, but maybe warn your humans before you try that new trick. They’re not ready for your genius.

Favorite flavor: CHICKEN!

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Pisces dogs, you’re in dreamland this week. Napping is your superpower, and you’ll perfect it. Just don’t get too lost in your thoughts—your humans might need a walk. And that dream about endless treats? It’s not just a dream. Manifest it!

Lucky flavor: CHEESE!

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

This week, Aries pups, your energy is through the roof! You’ll be zooming around the yard like a furry tornado. Just remember, not every squirrel is your nemesis—sometimes they’re just trying to live their best life, like you. Avoid chewing the couch; your humans will thank you.

Lucky flavor: SALMON!

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

Taurus dogs, your stubborn streak is showing! You’ll refuse to move from your comfy spot, even for treats. But hey, self-care is important. Just don’t hog the bed too much—your humans need sleep too. Also, that new squeaky toy? It’s worth the investment.

Lucky flavor: BEEF!

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)

Gemini pups, your dual nature is in full swing. One minute you’re barking at the mailman, the next you’re begging for belly rubs. Keep your humans on their toes! Socialize with other dogs this week—just avoid the one who always hogs the water bowl.

Lucky flavor: CHEESE!

Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Cancer dogs, you’re extra cuddly this week. Your humans are your safe space, and you’ll stick to them like Velcro. But don’t get too clingy—they might need a bathroom break without you. Also, that thunderstorm? It’s just nature’s way of saying “nap time.”

Lucky flavor: LAMB!

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Leo pups, you’re the star of the show! Strut your stuff at the dog park and bask in the admiration. Just don’t let it go to your head—sharing toys is still important. And remember, not every human wants to hear your dramatic howl at 3 a.m.

Lucky flavor: CHICKEN!

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Virgo dogs, your perfectionism is showing. You’ll spend hours arranging your toys just right. But don’t stress if the humans mess it up—they mean well. Also, that new organic treat? It’s worth a try, even if it looks suspiciously like kale.

Favorite flavor : ELK!

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Libra pups, you’re all about balance this week. Playtime? Check. Naps? Double check. Just don’t overthink which human to sit next to on the couch—they both love you equally. And that new dog at the park? They’re friend, not foe.

Favorite flavor: RABBIT!

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Scorpio dogs, your mysterious side is shining. You’ll stare at your humans like you know their deepest secrets. Spoiler: you do. Use your powers for good, not evil—no hiding shoes this week. Also, that cat? Still not your friend.