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Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Capricorn, you’ll be serious today—so serious, in fact, that you’ll start planning your next nap strategically. Don’t be surprised if your human finds you in an oddly professional position, like staring out the window contemplating life’s biggest questions. A well-earned treat is your reward for being so wise today.

Lucky flavor: Chicken!

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Aquarius, today is all about being the quirky genius. You’ll surprise everyone by playing with that squeaky toy in the most unconventional way, possibly while balancing on one paw. Don’t be shocked when your humans start copying your moves—they just want to keep up with your cutting-edge ideas.

Favorite flavor: Lamb!

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Pisces, your intuition is spot on today. You’ll sense when your human is feeling down and offer the best snuggles possible. You’ll also dream of chasing squirrels, but instead of running after them, you’ll just stare at them with soulful eyes. Your heart is as big as your paws today—so keep spreading that love.

Lucky flavor: Salmon!

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Today, Aries, your energy is off the charts—so much so that you’ll chase your tail in circles, and you might even try to herd the mailman. But be careful; your bark could scare the squirrels more than your bite. Treat yourself to a nap—you’ve earned it after all that zooming around!

Lucky flavor: Cheese!

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

Taurus, today is a perfect day to be pampered. Don’t hesitate to nudge your human until they give you that extra belly rub you deserve. But, be warned, your stubborn streak might lead to a game of “I’ll sit here until you give me snacks.” Just be sure to share that chew toy—no one likes a possessive pup.

Lucky flavor: Rabbit!

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)

Gemini, your mood swings today are legendary. One moment you’re snuggling on the couch, the next you’re barking at your reflection in the window. You’ll charm your humans with your endless chatter—especially when they try to give you a bath. But don't worry, you'll win them over with that adorable tilt of your head.

Lucky flavor: Beef!

Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Cancer, your loyalty is unmatched today, and your humans will love every second of it. Expect lots of cuddles and maybe a few extra treats for being such a good boy. However, don’t let that pesky vacuum cleaner scare you—just remember, it’s no match for your fierce cuddle skills.

Lucky flavor: Elk!

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Today, Leo, you are the king (or queen) of the house. You’ll demand attention, and your humans will happily obey, especially when you strut around with that tail held high. Just remember: not every toy needs to be chewed on like it’s a trophy, no matter how majestic you look doing it.

Lucky flavor: Beef!

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Virgo, you’ll spend most of the day organizing your toys into neat piles—and then immediately knock them all over. Your humans will admire your attention to detail, but they might not appreciate your need to “inspect” every corner of the house. Keep an eye on those crumbs—they’re your treasure today.

Favorite flavor : Chicken!

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Libra, today is all about balance. You’ll spend hours trying to decide whether to nap on the couch or the bed, ultimately compromising with a spot in between. Your humans may try to distract you with toys, but you're busy contemplating the mysteries of the universe, like why squirrels always seem to be on the move.

Favorite flavor: Cheese!

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Scorpio, your intense gaze will be the highlight of today. Whether you’re staring down the neighbor’s cat or watching your human sneak snacks, you’ll give off a mysterious vibe. Just remember: when you growl at the vacuum, it’s not a secret weapon. That thing will always win, no matter how many death stares you give it.